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Topic History of: Clothes shopping
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Green Man |
Wyot wrote:
Hilarious GM. Owning testicles in itself now ruins any presumption of innocence! We have all been there GM; sat on those chairs. I'd love to see a video of you trailing "Mrs GM" around a dept store. But 2 hrs to try on clothes - you need a medal! Also for being a source of positive sartorial advice for Mrs GM. My wife's regard for my style sense is such that if I say I like something she will put it back on the rack so she can "think a bit more..." I will then be taken off to the cafe to have a cup of tea to "get my energy" up for round two of shopping...
If see a man looking down, carrying more bags than a donkey in India it's me. 
As far as I am concerned, women's changing rooms are a penis-free zone. If you have got one, go to your own changing room.
If you are a husband, stay in the seated area just outside and let your wife come out for a prance.
You forgot to mention the fun game called Count The Floor and Ceiling Tiles. |
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Honey |
JK2006 wrote:
Nursie - one of the greatest ever comic creations (along with Perry of Kevin & Perry).
It is a shame we don't see Perry now, but at least we still have Kevin the teenager in the form of Prince Harry.  |
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JK2006 |
Nursie - one of the greatest ever comic creations (along with Perry of Kevin & Perry). |
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Jo |
It was apparently Nursie from Blackadder...
... who said this:
Out you popped, out of your mummies tumpkin and everyone shouted : “It’s a boy, it’s a boy!”. And somebody said “but it hasn’t got a winkle!”. And then I said “A boy without a winkle? God be praised, it is a miracle. A boy without a winkle!” And then Sir Thomas More pointed out that a boy without a winkle is a girl. And everyone was really disappointed.
blackadderquotes.com/nursie-blackadder |
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Wyot |
Honey wrote:
[quote]Green Man wrote:
As far as I am concerned, women's changing rooms are a penis-free zone
Careful Honey - this is one step away from sugggesting that women are penis-free zones and getting you cancelled..... |
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