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Topic History of: Latest brilliant Johnson/Patel scheme
Max. showing the last 5 posts - (Last post first)
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JK2006 |
After the Pope has criticised the Rwanda plan (or was it the Archbishop? I get so confused by religion) - our wonderful Government has justified building Gas Chambers by saying the religious bod simply doesn't understand the reason for the suggestion. "We have a massive excess of gas in our country", she explained, "and this is a sound economic way of using our excess reserves. Also it will discourage those vile Jewish and Gay teachers who try to persuade pupils to be Gay or Jewish or, indeed, Gypsies. We are not in any way penalising these groups - we are simply clamping down on the vile profiteers making fortunes from the poor unfortunates, many of whom were once rich, like all Jews and most Gays".
She and her plump boss are also refusing to condemn supporters who have smashed windows. "We are encouraging people to use less plastic and glass is, of course, a version of plastic just as I am a version of immigration" she says. |
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JK2006 |
For those who don't quite get my point, it's as though those in charge in Germany 85 years ago said "Gas chambers? Never! Just smash a few windows". |
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Green Man |
It's all smoke and mirrors. Boris knows he fucked up lockdowns and the UK won't recover. It's election time so he is trying to win votes.
Remember there will be human rights lawyer's lining up. |
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SameOleStory |
Brilliant King!
Finally fit for 'Private Eye' oops alternate, oops rogue, oops fun facts not grim fake media.
Small co-rectum?
PredaTory toff Bojo, blond not 'blonde'.
PredaTory off-white tart, ugly not Priti. |
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JK2006 |
After the huge success of their "Export immigrants to Rwanda" campaign our brilliant leaders have come up with a superb new vote catcher. As the quantity of False Accusers - oops, "Victims" - has exploded, why bother with trials and prisons? The shocking statistics (only 4% of rape "victims" get justice) and believing false allegations are "vanishingly rare", Johnson and Patel will now create GAS CHAMBERS (like Rwanda, a scheme initiated by another country only this time not Australia but Germany) where those falsely - oops - accused of a historical sex offence ("there can never be evidence so just assume") will be gently and humanely killed.
"This will put off people smugglers... oops, abusers", says Boris Johnson, blonde Etonian fatty Prime Moron, "if they know they will die they will stop doing these awful things so adored by our media".
"Indeed it will", says nearly white HomoMinister Patel, banking her cheque from Israel (donated to create better Gas Chambers). |
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