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Topic History of: David Cameron pro "National service.." Max. showing the last 5 posts - (Last post first)
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Firstly, this is not exactly a vote winner is it?
Can`t go forward so let`s all go back.
Already , a script for an hilarious new sitcom springs to mind entitled "I`ll Do it Tomorrow Guv".
Scene one .
The new recruits arrive and are shouted at for turning up on parade , all appearing very smart although slightly sulky, all of which with their i-pods plugged in.
Sgt Major; Attention! You horrible emo lot!
(no-one hears)
Recruit 1; Can I some thing please ?
Sgt Major; SIR!!! TO YOU EMO BOY!!!!10 PRESS UPS NOW!
---10 minutes later--
Sgt Major; Still got something to say boy????
Recruit 1; Yes Sir, Is it ok if I borrow a USB socket as my battery is low.
Canned laughter, exit Cameron stage left. |
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