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I have no idea if you're being serious or joking about your sordid and erotic sex life!

I mean it's not like there is good looking 'human beings' Southampton unless you like the short, pimpled faces and plumpy (roly-poly build) added with zero personality.



I was not born in Southampton but a more rural village a few miles away.

It wasn't a sordid sex life back then (that came a little later): I went to a Comp not a Boarding School

But my fans were many, including one youngish female teacher who became notorious for not being able to control how she behaved around me.

Alas, that beautiful boy and his lush locks (crafted carefully into a mullet as the times dictated) are no more.

But I like to think, every so often, that he still appears to a number of middle-aged women, as their dreaming minds seek the balm of the halcyon days of youth.

And as dawn spreads her fingers through their bedroom curtains, one or two may - almost silently - gasp "Wyot...Oh Wyot..." before the grey realities of their lives take them over once more...


...then you woke up.
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I have no idea if you're being serious or joking about your sordid and erotic sex life!

I mean it's not like there is good looking 'human beings' Southampton unless you like the short, pimpled faces and plumpy (roly-poly build) added with zero personality.



I was not born in Southampton but a more rural village a few miles away.

It wasn't a sordid sex life back then (that came a little later): I went to a Comp not a Boarding School

But my fans were many, including one youngish female teacher who became notorious for not being able to control how she behaved around me.

Alas, that beautiful boy and his lush locks (crafted carefully into a mullet as the times dictated) are no more.

But I like to think, every so often, that he still appears to a number of middle-aged women, as their dreaming minds seek the balm of the halcyon days of youth.

And as dawn spreads her fingers through their bedroom curtains, one or two may - almost silently - gasp "Wyot...Oh Wyot..." before the grey realities of their lives take them over once more...
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I did ask for a bird of prey but I was giving an adoption kit from my parent's.

What stopped you being a rock star Wyot? In your dad it was 3 chords and some shredding?



I hesitate to ask what an "adoption kit" is GM?!

What stopped me being a rock star? I was in a school band briefly, but the attribute that could have assisted us - me being a major school heart-throb - was my downfall.

I concentrated solely on looking moody and making as many teen girls fall in love with me as possible, rather than those 3 chords...


An adoption pack I got was from an animal sanctuary, pretty much a photo and letters about an owl my parents thought I might of liked. Why do parents buy crap presents?! Whilst extended relatives get you decent stuff.

I have no idea if you're being serious or joking about your sordid and erotic sex life!

I mean it's not like there is good looking 'human beings' Southampton unless you like the short, pimpled faces and plumpy (roly-poly build) added with zero personality.

(Your girlfriends must of smelt you from miles away like the women in the Lynx adverts - they obviously were not from Hants. )

P.S. Why do people like or wear Lynx deodorant it smells like drains and air freshener in a shitty pub toilet?
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I did ask for a bird of prey but I was giving an adoption kit from my parent's.

What stopped you being a rock star Wyot? In your dad it was 3 chords and some shredding?



I hesitate to ask what an "adoption kit" is GM?!

What stopped me being a rock star? I was in a school band briefly, but the attribute that could have assisted us - me being a major school heart-throb - was my downfall.

I concentrated solely on looking moody and making as many teen girls fall in love with me as possible, rather than those 3 chords...
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Then what's the point sitting in the classroom and get victimised? Kids learn more outside of school, earlier in a supermarket a kid said he doesn't want a job when he leaves school. He wants to be Tik Tok influencer. This will be future career choices.


I have a beautiful image of your childhood GM, walking the moors with a hawk on your arm, stopping ocassionally to track a squirrel or tickle trout into a false sense of security before bashing their brains out and dropping them into your bag...

When I was at school we would have said we want to be a rock star and would have had about as much chance of success as a wannabe "influencer". Nothing changes. They will still mostly end up needing to write a sentence and add up to gain any kind of useful employment...


I use to skip school and spend days by the duck pond or the lakes with the old Eye Spy books and other forms of literature on nature/country living. I uses to do homework in woods also.

When I a very young kid, I did streak around in the woods butt-naked. My uncle said he's either a hippy or a naturist.

My first encounter with biology when I saw 2 rabbits mating when I was 3.

I did ask for a bird of prey but I was giving an adoption kit from my parent's.

What stopped you being a rock star Wyot? In your dad it was 3 chords and some shredding?

I did laugh when you said kids need to know how to write sentences. Most of them don't even speak properly.

I did do trout fishing when I was younger and did trapping for the family. However it was never rabbits I treat rabbits like a member of the family; which is love and care.