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zooloo |
Mart and JK... ohhhh you're a card!

Cheers for the laugh, I needed it. |
JK2006 |
My Mum's house is smack in the middle of pheasantville and last weekend I had three young lady pheasants dance around my car and one thought it hilarious to fly an inch in front of the Silver Lady pretending to be frightened for at least 500 yards! |
Mart |
Dang! I`m right out of Armangnac!
The next reasonably intact one I find, I actually promise to undertake this recipe,and film it.
It has some very subtle and ordinary ingredients in the dish but does look like one would have rather a lot of badger left over, presumably for shaving brushes. (where would we be without them eh?)
One of my best mates believes very strongly in eating road kill, and when his wife ran into a pheasant, he , without a thought, bumped it into the boot of the car.
When they opened the trunk on returning home, it flew off!
Absolutely true that as well, not an urban myth.(Though it probably will become one after writing this) |
JK2006 |
You don't have to be dead to be eviscerated, Zoo.
Happened to me in the Old Bailey! |
zooloo |
JK2006 wrote:
Disturbingly, Zoo, nowhere does it say KILL your badger.
Must be painful for the poor old thing!
"Eviscerate" should do the trick 
Or road kill. |
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