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Topic History of: Marylebone Weddings
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Green Man Honey wrote:
Green Man wrote:
Not seen the beer-swigging clergy. I have seen beer-swigging wedding guests but they were the ones who had shitty mullets or Bob Ross perms. It's funny when you see them smoking or vaping outside the church before the photos.

Most suits people buy for weddings are always cheap or shabby ones. I like to know how women can see the difference in men in suits, most look the same.

Women in dresses are something else though, dresses can show off the bust, legs and curves. The suit only shows how much you have spent.



In what way?

People who renew their vows are another strange lot.

They have either cheated or want to have another party, you made a promise the first time round in front of family and friends to honour and obey. If the missus is cheating on you, what did you do to her? Then again if you are single it can be tricky meeting someone new.

If you are in a relationship try it on or flirt. I was waiting for my partner in a pub, 2 ladies were winking at me fiddling with their earrings and showing me legs. When my partner walked they stopped.

If the husband is cheating then what have you done to the wife so she no longer wants to submit to you?



Have we time travelled back to the dark ages?
Honey Green Man wrote:
Not seen the beer-swigging clergy. I have seen beer-swigging wedding guests but they were the ones who had shitty mullets or Bob Ross perms. It's funny when you see them smoking or vaping outside the church before the photos.

Most suits people buy for weddings are always cheap or shabby ones. I like to know how women can see the difference in men in suits, most look the same.

Women in dresses are something else though, dresses can show off the bust, legs and curves. The suit only shows how much you have spent.

People who renew their vows are another strange lot.

They have either cheated or want to have another party, you made a promise the first time round in front of family and friends to honour and obey. If the missus is cheating on you, what did you do to her? Then again if you are single it can be tricky meeting someone new.

If you are in a relationship try it on or flirt. I was waiting for my partner in a pub, 2 ladies were winking at me fiddling with their earrings and showing me legs. When my partner walked they stopped.

If the husband is cheating then what have you done to the wife so she no longer wants to submit to you?



Have we time travelled back to the dark ages?
Downing Street Cat Wyot wrote:
Downing Street Cat wrote:
Lol Green Man. Indeed. Every time. Makes me laugh locally when I see beer can swigging men stood outside the church. And that's just the clergy. lol.

I agree it is so vulgar DSC (if I may take the liberty - and welcome to the site - of shortening you). And also lazy; as far superior red wine is freely available during the Eucharist, following a brief walk to the chancel...
Many thanks Wyot. 😊
Wyot Downing Street Cat wrote:
Lol Green Man. Indeed. Every time. Makes me laugh locally when I see beer can swigging men stood outside the church. And that's just the clergy. lol.

I agree it is so vulgar DSC (if I may take the liberty - and welcome to the site - of shortening you). And also lazy; as far superior red wine is freely available during the Eucharist, following a brief walk to the chancel...
Green Man Not seen the beer-swigging clergy. I have seen beer-swigging wedding guests but they were the ones who had shitty mullets or Bob Ross perms. It's funny when you see them smoking or vaping outside the church before the photos.

Most suits people buy for weddings are always cheap or shabby ones. I like to know how women can see the difference in men in suits, most look the same.

Women in dresses are something else though, dresses can show off the bust, legs and curves. The suit only shows how much you have spent.

People who renew their vows are another strange lot.

They have either cheated or want to have another party, you made a promise the first time round in front of family and friends to honour and obey. If the missus is cheating on you, what did you do to her? Then again if you are single it can be tricky meeting someone new.

If you are in a relationship try it on or flirt. I was waiting for my partner in a pub, 2 ladies were winking at me fiddling with their earrings and showing me legs. When my partner walked they stopped.

If the husband is cheating then what have you done to the wife so she no longer wants to submit to you?