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Topic History of: Reading the tabloids today...
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Solihull Exile Well never swung myself,but I'll put you down as never running out of partnership options;)
We can of course laugh about it now,but it's easy to forget that when you had your first number one hit you risked a jail sentence for indulging in consentual sex,which is now perfectly legal.
chrissy Do they still have semi naked pubescent girls in The Sun? Perhaps that shot in schoolgirl uniform? Blouse open...hockey stick in one hand...pants being suggestively toyed with?
JK2006 When you're bisexual it's twice as easy and takes half the time, SE!
Solihull Exile "I am available Rupert."

Who will be choosing the page 3 pornography?
That's what takes up all the extra time;)
JK2006 I could actually put together each daily edition myself.

I could write the predictable stories in about 5 minutes per page.
Pictures could be acquired online in another ten minutes.
Layout these days is so easy and so predictable - another 5 minutes.

That's 20 minutes a page. Three an hour. Ads? A minute a page.

Forty pages; twelve hours.

Only the printing needs extra hands.

I am available Rupert.