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Topic History of: Spiders
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Downing Street Cat Rich wrote:
Downing Street Cat wrote:
Have had two or three in the last few days. Last night one the size of a small boy on a tricycle ran across me on the duvet. I didn't kill it. It ran down the side of the bed, and then disappeared. I live surrounded by gargantuan hedges that breed a million bugs. Not remotely interested in me. Looking for casual sex. The spider that is. Fascinating creatures that run the gauntlet of us human mountains of flab and flesh to make babies.


Go and watch the final Dr Who story of John Pertwee from 1974 which is on BBC iPlayer, the six parter Planet Of The Spiders. It sounds like you will enjoy it and all the "8 legs". They speak with lovely feminine voices too.

www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/p00v7c86/d...f-the-spiders-part-1


Classic Pertwee.
Rich Downing Street Cat wrote:
Have had two or three in the last few days. Last night one the size of a small boy on a tricycle ran across me on the duvet. I didn't kill it. It ran down the side of the bed, and then disappeared. I live surrounded by gargantuan hedges that breed a million bugs. Not remotely interested in me. Looking for casual sex. The spider that is. Fascinating creatures that run the gauntlet of us human mountains of flab and flesh to make babies.


Go and watch the final Dr Who story of John Pertwee from 1974 which is on BBC iPlayer, the six parter Planet Of The Spiders. It sounds like you will enjoy it and all the "8 legs". They speak with lovely feminine voices too.

www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/p00v7c86/d...f-the-spiders-part-1
Green Man Spiders also keep the house tidy.
Lester Pidgeon Please have a very early night, sir



Downing Street Cat Have had two or three in the last few days. Last night one the size of a small boy on a tricycle ran across me on the duvet. I didn't kill it. It ran down the side of the bed, and then disappeared. I live surrounded by gargantuan hedges that breed a million bugs. Not remotely interested in me. Looking for casual sex. The spider that is. Fascinating creatures that run the gauntlet of us human mountains of flab and flesh to make babies.