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Topic History of: The attack of the May Bugs...
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In The Know	Mart wrote: Cats lie,ITK, they can only see a few colours and every front door appears blue to them. Shhh, Mart ... the Judge may not know that !
Mart	Cats lie,ITK, they can only see a few colours and every front door appears blue to them.
In The Know	JK2006 wrote: My next door neighbour has a very grand cat. During my mouse hunt she decided to stroll into my house. "Good for you", I said, "find the mouse". She wandered into my mirrored toilet and examined herself with pride in the mirror, preening in front of the glass. Giving up, I offered her a saucer of milk. "Skimmed?", she sneered and walked out, tail aloft with a sneer on her face. The cat was seen giving "evidence" to the police this morning, JK. Apparently because she can fully describe your bathroom her case for indecent assault (and lack of proper milk) is being strenuously persued (lol) !
The Cat	Cheer up Mart, it'll soon be June. Then we'll get the wasps back.
Mart	Ok, they are seriously now hacking me off. It`s an absolute plague of the things, they sound like helicopters, are completely inedible, and deserve instant death. Take them all away somebody!