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Topic History of: Police sickened by football violence
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Clifford |
Sense of humour bypass methinks! I was in fact joking too, hence the exclamation mark at the end of the post. Nevermind. |
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Slyster |
You are a real mister grumpy now aren't you! I wonder how many more of my messages you have replied to such vigour.
I read some of those newspapers (mainly telegraph and times, but have been evil enough to read the daily mail on occassion). It was an attempt to take a lighthearted comical look at newspapers - that is all. The fact that you took offense means I wasn't obvious enough. Perhaps I need more smiley faces in my messages but maybe that would offend too. |
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Clifford |
Not much choice left for you then is there, Mr Superiority? What do you read? The Metro because its free (of tits) or the Dandy!? |
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Slyster |
This kinda thing reminds me why I never read the sun. I occasionally pick it up in a pub or when waiting for a take away (i.e. someone left it there). It is like a comic. I really don't understand how it finds an audience but then I don't understand how some people manage to breath and think at the same time.
Here is my guide to newspapers and their readers:
The Star: ADD? No problem, few pages, few words, lots of tits.. Ay...
The Sun: Feel slighted by people who worked harder to get a better standard of living? We make you feel better by destroying them. Oh, and we have tits.
The Daily Mail: Sun readers who pretend to be educated. News is usually a couple of days behind the Sun, but has more words involved (I guess they needed more time to run it through the spell check). We are tits.
The Daily Express: The worlds greatest newspaper, and also the worlds greatest tits and I am not talking breasts.
The Times: I could never read the Daily Mail, but broadsheets are so troublesome on trains. Nice feature on bluetits.
The Daily Telegraph: Now you are playing with the big boys. Our crosswords are better too. TITS? Is that an Acronym?
The Observer: Nice Tits. Mostly Harmless.
The Guardian: Tally Ho! TITS? What What?
The Financial Times: I own you all, tits included. |
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In The Know |
Today's Sun headline - Dog Bite Yob is Killer
The Sun reports that one of the Rangers fans involved in clashes with police in Manchester is a convicted murderer.
well ... there's a surprise (not !) |
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