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Topic History of: JK gets trapped in the lavatory...
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mikemacca |
Fantastic story JK
I heard you invented limbo dancing yourself, so you could get under the toilet door without having to pay ! |
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JK2006 |
Funnily enough I always thought Everyone's Gone To The moon was melodically similar to Three Old Ladies...
Anyway, after a lovely long breakfast in one of London's top hotels with an old friend (great nostalgic gossip), I urgently needed the toilet.
I rushed to the Gents only to discover all the cubicles were locked (and this was very much a cubicle necessity).
So I went into the Ladies - fortunately empty.
On completion I waited until new arrivals had left and hastily rushed out - only to bump into a lady entering who squeaked loudly.
As I apologised she said "no, don't worry, it wasn't just the sight of a man exiting the Ladies - I've been out of the country for ten years and who do I see on my day of return but Jonathan King, my favourite star!".
Made us both laugh.
I then went into the Gents to wash my hands! |
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