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Topic History of: Further Horror at Frog Eating Dogs Home ...
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Aslan They had thought of involving the DPS...
(Dog Prosecution Service) and DC Barking but Flintoff proved his innocence and they left him well alone.

Aslan
JK2006 drove me mad with their late night discos.
Martin K I formally deny that I am not a the murderer of mice. However, I did stick some "mice food" in the loft after three sleepless nights involving many various scratching noises.
I was not aware that this was a poison, as it had a picture of a mouse on the label.
I catagorically believed I was feeding them, as there is a picture of a dog on the dog foods tin, and it had made me confused.
I have taken in to account that there is not a frog on a tin of dog food, and my lawyer will be looking into this.

But seriously folks, it was a horrid and smelly expierience:sick:
JK2006 Let alone the frogs about the dog!
Martin K Due to problems with the the running of hot water to a bathroom, a dead mouse has been discovered to have been hidden in a hot water pipe by a plumber.
The plumber has said , in a statement , that "it must have got in through the water tank in the loft".
There are no suspicous circumstances, and the much maligned dog-beast of the area appears to not be involved.


God I hate living in the woods!