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Topic History of: Mad Northumbrian Police Chief Woman
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In The Know |
BR wrote:
Two police cars have crashed into each other in the excitement.....
The words "piss-up" and "brewery" spring to mind. |
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Glen |
Does she remind anyone of the Maggie Thatcher puppet from Spitting Image?????  |
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BR |
BREAKING at 8.10p.m
The PLOD claim they have MOAT located IN Rothbury and are negotiating with him !!!
Looks as if he is ready to give up !!!
Two police cars have crashed into each other in the excitement.....
LIVE NOW ON THE NEWS CHANNELS !!! ( Better than Eastenders ) |
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The Fat Controller wrote:
What intrigues me is Moat leaving clues along the way...camp fires, mobile phones... grainy CCTV images. It's gone beyond taking the piss, this has now become an intriguing game of virtual chess, and I now believe Moat is a wounded soul who is having his time to turn authority on its head...and he's winning.
He may be leaving a false trail ... but Plod are not clever enough to fathom that out.
In high profile cases the media demand news every 30 minutes ... and Plod have run out entirely - so are probably now "making it up on the spur". |
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The Fat Controller |
BR wrote:
It is very obvious that now one of two things has happened.
1. Mr Moat has shot himself in a location where he wont be found very easily for a long time thus costing the Police a billion pounds ( and making them look stupid )
2. Mr Moat has left the UK on a ferry aided by friends who planted the car and tent in Rothbury in order to send the Police the wrong way. Whilst they were looking for him there - he left the country and is now sitting on a beach ( possibly with Bin Laden and Elvis ) with a Pina Collada watching the hunt on the news and laughing very loudly because he probably has changed his appearance and is a surf instructor on the aforesaid beach where no one will ever question who he is because he is meant to be in Rothbury.
I doubt he's shot himself, but he may well be out of the country. This could go on and become a worldwide hunt. Moat may be a number of things but he isn't remotely stupid. I know this sounds awful but there's a part of me that's beginning to root for him. Everyone thought this would be resolved inside two days. What intrigues me is Moat leaving clues along the way...camp fires, mobile phones... grainy CCTV images. It's gone beyond taking the piss, this has now become an intriguing game of virtual chess, and I now believe Moat is a wounded soul who is having his time to turn authority on its head...and he's winning. |
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