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Topic History of: I shook hands with a real live loony today !
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andrew JK2006 wrote:
Nice one Andrew!

Cheers JK.

True tale for ITK.

I met Micheal Howard when I was 6 years old he was the local MP for Folkestone and Hythe he came to my school which was for unruly children and children with psychical and mental disabilities.

Fortunately I was just a little shit who rebelled so much at mainstream schools I was sent there he looked and walked like a giant.

I was playing with a toy car he came sat on the floor with me pushing another car along I remember saying to Micheal Howard 'Can you pick me up' and he smiled and replied 'I try'.

He hoist me from the ground quicker you can say Tory at the same moment there were local press snapping away at the same time I said to Micheal Howard 'I;m not sure I your tie' it was a blue tie with white polka dots.

Three days later the papers came out my parents bought it and on page 4 there the picture of me and Micheal Howard in his arms with the caption 'I'm not sure I like your tie' said 6 year old Andrew.

When I was old enough to vote and Micheal Howard was leader of the Conservatives I did vote for him as he did give my 15 minutes of fame.
andrew In The Know wrote:
hedda wrote:
..fancy being so distracted you don't know whose hand you shake..

... have you ever seen Mrs ITK when she's in full-on shopping mode (with MY credit card) ?

She needs watching - very closely (esp if shoes or handbags are involved).
WHY do women need so many handbags????


Why do so many women need shoes ?
In The Know hedda wrote:
..fancy being so distracted you don't know whose hand you shake..

... have you ever seen Mrs ITK when she's in full-on shopping mode (with MY credit card) ?

She needs watching - very closely (esp if shoes or handbags are involved).
WHY do women need so many handbags????
In The Know An absolute classic, andrew ... I remember seeing it like on Newsnight !
JK2006 Nice one Andrew!