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Topic History of: Masterchef Max. showing the last 5 posts - (Last post first)
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Bernie Windpipe
'THAT IS LAVLEY PLATE OF FOOD! THE PIGEON WORKS WELL WITH THE FENNEL AND THE CRUNCH YOU GET FROM THE RAW CABBAGE JUST ADDS THAT TOUCH THAT SAYS ' MY BALLS ARE NICE AND BIG AND THEY WOULD SIT NICLEY ON YOUR FOREHEAD' THAT IS A HIGH END DISH FROM A DEVOCHKA THAT KNOWS HER ONIONS!'....bring back Loyd Grossman i say...
When our new recordings are mastered i will post them here for your judgement....someone from our label is working with Christina Aqualibras producer in New York next week and he's gonna push some of our tunes under his nose....*imagines Christina doing one of our tunes..is rudely snapped out his reverie by a terse demand for my attention...Don't you just love feeling slightly hungover and fuzzy...looking at nubile young girls walking around the College where i teach, wearing pyjamas and school girl outfits.....hmmmmmmmm
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Strange, I would have thought that since nobody can hear your songs or see what your band looks like they'd be falling over their cheque books to sign you.
Bernie Windpipe
Iam in a band, we have great songs but no one's interested.