the first file ...."Carry On Killing"

Opening scene -

A man arrives at Court accused of multiple murders, and say to the Judge -

"Tell you what, I promise to hand in my weapons sometime next year and you drop all the charges"

"DEAL" says the Judge.

IT WILL BE THIS YEAR'S MASSIVE CINEMA HIT !

Just look at what the critics are saying .....

"Haven't laughed so much in years (not since Mikhail got his leg caught in the tractor during beetroot harvest)"
Alexei LaffAlot, Moscow Times

"Had me in fits of laughter. I literally wet myself !"
B.A.D. Assad, Damascus Daily News

"It's great - makes you want to order more chemical weapons"
Kim-Il Bing-Bong Ding-Dong, PyongYang Morning Star

"If they are that stupid in the West, why are we trying to invade them?"
A Terrorist, AQ Free Press

Don't miss it ! - it may be the last film you ever see !

I'm waiting for the sequel,'Carry on Posting'

ITK posts selfie in instagram

Pattaya wrote:
I'm waiting for the sequel,'Carry on Posting'

They have had to change the title in the USA, Pattaya, to "Carry On Prevaricating".

The first reviews are NOT good .....

"This agreement does nothing to resolve the real problem in Syria," the two said. "[Assad] can go on slaughtering innocent civilians and destabilizing the Middle East."

"Assad will use the months and months afforded to him to delay and deceive the world using every trick in Saddam Hussein's playbook," McCain and Graham said.

politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2013/09/14...-solution/?hpt=hp_t1

and

"Whether or not the plan sticks - a win for Russia"

edition.cnn.com/2013/09/13/opinion/sonen...index.html?hpt=hp_c1

Ed Silliband wrote:
ITK posts selfie in instagram



Is that Obama's "red line" (the red line that the Russians and Assad regime have just pi**ed on?)

Assad government hails 'victory' in arms deal, troops attack

uk.reuters.com/article/2013/09/15/uk-syr...dUKBRE9860L420130915

Poor Winston must be turning in his grave !

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You ask, what is our policy?

I can say: It is to wage war, by sea, land and air, with all our might and with all the strength that God can give us; to wage war against a monstrous tyranny, never surpassed in the dark, lamentable catalogue of human crime.

That is our policy. You ask, what is our aim?

I can answer in one word: It is victory, victory at all costs, victory in spite of all terror, victory, however long and hard the road may be; for without victory, there is no survival.

In The Know wrote:
They have had to change the title in the USA, Pattaya, to "Carry On Prevaricating"

Assad backtracks and plays for time already !

Syrian leader Bashar al Assad says he is committed to destroying his stockpile of chemical arms - but warned it would take a year to do so.

"It needs a year, or maybe a little bit more."

news.sky.com/story/1143623/assad-to-dest...al-weapons-in-a-year

... as I've said previously you CANNOT believe a single word he says - he is desperate and playing for time.
He is running rings round Obama.