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#102525

JK2006

I'm going to start a religion 11 Years, 9 Months ago
God has told me we must all wear suits of armour at all times (a great way of combatting knife crime and gun crime). This is my contribution to the utterly pointless NIKAB debate (I don't even know how to spell the silly word and cannot waste brain cells by finding out). Enter code here Please note: although no board code and smiley buttons are shown, they are still usable.

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Last Edit: 2013/09/22 08:10 By JK2006.

#102548

Cowcumber and Possett

Re:I'm going to start a religion 11 Years, 9 Months ago
I've actually worn a full suit of armour. It's extremely heavy and very difficult, though possible, to walk in. But certainly you'd be safe from a knife attack.. Enter code here Please note: although no board code and smiley buttons are shown, they are still usable.

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#102550

JK2006

Re:I'm going to start a religion 11 Years, 9 Months ago
Let's call it Ironism - if that's not too ironic. Enter code here Please note: although no board code and smiley buttons are shown, they are still usable.

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#102556

hedda

Re:I'm going to start a religion 11 Years, 9 Months ago
I'm already a religion and people pray to me every night. they pray : "dear Lord, take Hedda from us quick smart" Enter code here Please note: although no board code and smiley buttons are shown, they are still usable.

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#102576

Richard Dawkins

Re:I'm going to start a religion 11 Years, 9 Months ago

Can I just check that you're not at all dangerous? If you're not, I can promise you that me and my really brave atheistic chums will show you no mercy as we mock you for your stupidity! We might even mock you via an advert on a bus, so take that!

(Of course, if you ARE dangerous, please ignore the above. We will pretend we don't know you exist. Thank you.)

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