clearly your friend is part of the Heath/Rothschilds/HM Queen/Tory/Blunt/Savile/Masons International Conspiracy to cover-up the pedo child rings infested throughout Westminister.
Did he perchance holiday in Praia da Luz in 07 ?
Was he ever on the crew of a boat called Morning Cloud ?
or he could have been brainwashed during a Satanic Ritual.
next time you breakfast with him wear a long black cloak and a goat mask and suddenly leap up and incant
:"now then, now then, now then", "goodness gracious",how's about that, then?"...and watch the memories come flooding back.
