This week will see the appearance of these poor souls in the dock of the Old Bailey - I wonder whether they will be showing the jury Vile Pervert: The Musical and the speech by tabloid editor Flame Mitchell?

They did, after all, play the jury my version of He's So Fine at George Harrison's plagiarism trial - which caused him to be found guilty with My Sweet Lord. As a result he never spoke to me again. I do hope Rebekah and Andy don't do the same.

If you'd like a brief glimpse of the fabulous Editor of The Sun in the last decade, to compare with how she looks today, check out You Tube for this brief excerpt...