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JK2006

Jesus is born! 11 Years, 7 Months ago

Snow in the Middle East for the first time since the Virgin Mary almost froze to death in a Bethlehem stable.

After "Arab Spring" we have the "Holy Winter" where the new Messiah will emerge. However, he won't be a baby in swaddling clothes. He will be a 69 year old fat queen in a baseball cap. More info to follow...

Spot the Donkey.

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hedda from heaven

Re:Jesus is born! 11 Years, 7 Months ago
how dare you call me a 69 year old fat queen and I wouldn't be seen dead in a baseball hat. people are so rude these days. Enter code here Please note: although no board code and smiley buttons are shown, they are still usable.

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In The Know

Re:Jesus is born! 11 Years, 7 Months ago

JK2006 wrote:
Snow in the Middle East for the first time since the Virgin Mary almost froze to death in a Bethlehem stable.

After "Arab Spring" we have the "Holy Winter" where the new Messiah will emerge.

I've just seen a bright light in the sky !

Could it be a sign (or is it a plane en route for Manchester LOL) ?

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In The Know

Re:Jesus is born! 11 Years, 7 Months ago

JK2006 wrote:
Snow in the Middle East for the first time since the Virgin Mary almost froze to death in a Bethlehem stable.

The UN estimates nearly three-quarters of Syria's 22.4 million population will need humanitarian aid in 2014.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-25398012

I think that Jesus will return to a refugee camp ... where else would he be? (suffer the little children?)

He will then lead the forces of good against the forces of evil (and we ALL know who they are don't we)

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hedda

Re:Jesus is born! 11 Years, 7 Months ago

In The Know wrote:
JK2006 wrote:
Snow in the Middle East for the first time since the Virgin Mary almost froze to death in a Bethlehem stable.

The UN estimates nearly three-quarters of Syria's 22.4 million population will need humanitarian aid in 2014.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-25398012

I think that Jesus will return to a refugee camp ... where else would he be? (suffer the little children?)

He will then lead the forces of good against the forces of evil (and we ALL know who they are don't we)

yes.. Tory capitalists.

ask the Pope

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