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Its Fat Night on Channel 5 LOL !
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#108206
In The Know

Its Fat Night on Channel 5 LOL ! 11 Years, 6 Months ago  
With programmes like "Got thin - then got Fat again" and "Too Fat To Fly" (which features a couple who had to sit at opposite ends of a plane to Guernsey to balance up the weight !) ....... should be hilarious (as long as you are not sitting next to one of them.
 
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#108209
Pattaya

Re:Its Fat Night on Channel 5 LOL ! 11 Years, 6 Months ago  
In The Know wrote:
With programmes like "Got thin - then got Fat again" and "Too Fat To Fly" (which features a couple who had to sit at opposite ends of a plane to Guernsey to balance up the weight !) ....... should be hilarious (as long as you are not sitting next to one of them.

Fatty Can,Can't he?

 
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andrew

Re:Its Fat Night on Channel 5 LOL ! 11 Years, 6 Months ago  
Well ITK you are nothing but a Tory bigot.
 
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#108223
Re:Its Fat Night on Channel 5 LOL ! 11 Years, 6 Months ago  
andrew wrote:
Well ITK you are nothing but a Tory bigot.

Whats being Tory got to do with fat night?

There was a woman on "Fat for cash" who said she is sexually aroused by the sight of food. Thats all well and good but it must be awkward trying to get round tescos.
 
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#108228
Pattaya

Re:Its Fat Night on Channel 5 LOL ! 11 Years, 6 Months ago  
andrew wrote:
Well ITK you are nothing but a Tory bigot.

You noticed?
 
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#108238
In The Know

Re:Its Fat Night on Channel 5 LOL ! 11 Years, 6 Months ago  
honey!oh sugar sugar. wrote:
There was a woman on "Fat for cash" who said she is sexually aroused by the sight of food. Thats all well and good but it must be awkward trying to get round tescos.

She must have multiple orgasms when she goes into Greggs !

(anyone else noticed that all their staff are, a certain "shape" ? Must be eating all the left-overs)
 
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#108244
andrew

Re:Its Fat Night on Channel 5 LOL ! 11 Years, 6 Months ago  
What does Mrs ITK think of you, whilst your getting aroused watching women having multiple orgasms in Greggs ?
 
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#108254
Pattaya

Re:Its Fat Night on Channel 5 LOL ! 11 Years, 6 Months ago  
andrew wrote:
What does Mrs ITK think of you, whilst your getting aroused watching women having multiple orgasms in Greggs ?

Andrew

 
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#108268
In The Know

Re:Its Fat Night on Channel 5 LOL ! 11 Years, 6 Months ago  
andrew wrote:
What does Mrs ITK think of you, whilst your getting aroused watching women having multiple orgasms in Greggs ?

She doesn't think of me - she just thinks of the credit cards !

We have an open marriage ... she decides what she wants and I open my wallet.
 
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#108275
andrew

Re:Its Fat Night on Channel 5 LOL ! 11 Years, 6 Months ago  
Doesn't answer my question about you in Greggs ITK.
 
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Pattaya

Re:Its Fat Night on Channel 5 LOL ! 11 Years, 6 Months ago  
In The Know wrote:
andrew wrote:
What does Mrs ITK think of you, whilst your getting aroused watching women having multiple orgasms in Greggs ?

She doesn't think of me - she just thinks of the credit cards !

We have an open marriage ... she decides what she wants and I open my wallet.


Is she a Labour voter?
 
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#108290
hedda

Re:Its Fat Night on Channel 5 LOL ! 11 Years, 6 Months ago  
honey!oh sugar sugar. wrote:

There was a woman on "Fat for cash" who said she is sexually aroused by the sight of food. Thats all well and good but it must be awkward trying to get round tescos.


I get aroused by Champagne
 
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#108309
andrew

Re:Its Fat Night on Channel 5 LOL ! 11 Years, 6 Months ago  
Is she a Labour voter?
Awesome Pattaya.

Wonder also if she is a champagne socialist ?

I bet she is more sympathetic than ITK.

Did Mr and Mrs ITK ever get family allowance ?
 
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