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#108354
In The Know

One shouldn't laugh, but ................... 11 Years, 6 Months ago  
.... trying not too is very hard !

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A man on a mobility scooter has died after falling into the River Thames when trying to pass a flooded pathway.

The 47-year-old was pulled from Osney Lock, west of Oxford, on Saturday evening but died at the scene.

Police said his death was being treated as unexplained.

Supt Christian Bunt, from Thames Valley Police, said the incident highlighted the dangers of using flooded pathways, especially along the River Thames.

He added: "I urge anyone using these areas to take extra caution."

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-25612410

So, his death is "unexplained" ?
Let's see if I can help the police here.

Years ago (ie pre mobility scooters) we didn't have streets full of mid-40s cripples staggering about on crutches ... so what has happened?

People - so idle that they never actually walk anywhere, and when the use of their legs is actually needed, suddenly find they don't work anymore ?
 
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#108355
Re:One shouldn't laugh, but ................... 11 Years, 6 Months ago  
Possibly one of your beloved soldiers, ITK, having lost limbs killing innocent Libyans or Syrians or Afghans on behalf of our dear government.
 
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#108356
In The Know

Re:One shouldn't laugh, but ................... 11 Years, 6 Months ago  
JK2006 wrote:
Possibly one of your beloved soldiers, ITK, having lost limbs killing innocent Libyans or Syrians or Afghans on behalf of our dear government.

Possibly .... but I doubt it !
 
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#108358
Re:One shouldn't laugh, but ................... 11 Years, 6 Months ago  
How is it "unexplained"? If someone saw him fall into the water and he was pulled out dead I would think it safe to assume he has drowned accidentally.
 
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#108359
andrew

Re:One shouldn't laugh, but ................... 11 Years, 6 Months ago  
Brilliant JK.
 
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#108363
In The Know

Re:One shouldn't laugh, but ................... 11 Years, 6 Months ago  
honey!oh sugar sugar. wrote:
How is it "unexplained"? If someone saw him fall into the water and he was pulled out dead I would think it safe to assume he has drowned accidentally.

Probably unexplained because they can't believe someone would be riding around in a flood !!!!!!!
 
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#108365
Pattaya

Re:One shouldn't laugh, but ................... 11 Years, 6 Months ago  
My deepest sympathy to his nearest and dearest.
Far too little information to speculate on why he was there,and shock and horror,about if he actually needed the scooter or not.
 
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#108368
hedda

Re:One shouldn't laugh, but ................... 11 Years, 6 Months ago  
ITK must be careful with his anti-pensioner mobility scooter campaign lest Karma sees him end up in one himself.

then tiny children ( of doler familes ) will throw rocks at him as he passes by.
 
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#108383
andrew

Re:One shouldn't laugh, but ................... 11 Years, 6 Months ago  
Hope ITK get's severe gout from his toff living.
 
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#108401
Pattaya

Re:One shouldn't laugh, but ................... 11 Years, 6 Months ago  
hedda wrote:
ITK must be careful with his anti-pensioner mobility scooter campaign lest Karma sees him end up in one himself.

then tiny children ( of doler familes ) will throw rocks at him as he passes by.


And here was I thinking His Royal Bakewellpieness was walking around on rose petals scattered by fawning vestel virgins where ever his royal tootsies trod
 
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#108402
In The Know

Re:One shouldn't laugh, but ................... 11 Years, 6 Months ago  
hedda wrote:
then tiny children ( of doler familes ) will throw rocks at him as he passes by.

Its the way they are brought dragged up, hedda !

I notice you didn't answer the question !

In The Know wrote:
Years ago (ie pre mobility scooters) we didn't have streets full of mid-40s cripples staggering about on crutches ... so what has happened?

It was a rarity - something hardly ever seen.

You really don't help these people, hedda, by remaining silent, while they eat themselves to death through lack of exercise !

Pat is right - we don't (yet) know enough ... but I strongly suspect that I would be on solid ground offering a Grand bet that I am right !!!!! Wanna take up the bet, hedda?
 
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#108404
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Re:One shouldn't laugh, but ................... 11 Years, 6 Months ago  
In The Know wrote:
Probably unexplained because they can't believe someone would be riding around in a flood !!!!!!!

People are STILL taking risks ....



WHY should our emergency services take risks with their own lives for people like this ?
 
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#108405
Re:One shouldn't laugh, but ................... 11 Years, 6 Months ago  
I am afraid the humour in all this totally escapes me.
 
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#108419
hedda

Re:One shouldn't laugh, but ................... 11 Years, 6 Months ago  

I notice you didn't answer the question !

In The Know wrote:
Years ago (ie pre mobility scooters) we didn't have streets full of mid-40s cripples staggering about on crutches ... so what has happened?


duhhh..that's why they are called 'mobility' scooters
 
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#108430
andrew

Re:One shouldn't laugh, but ................... 11 Years, 6 Months ago  
ITK is just an old dinosaur.

Do you want Action T4 in Britain would that make you happy ITK ?
 
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#108436
In The Know

Re:One shouldn't laugh, but ................... 11 Years, 6 Months ago  
hedda wrote:
duhhh..that's why they are called 'mobility' scooters

.. for people who are normally NOT mobile ?

To correct your post above - he was NOT a pensioner - he was mid-40s !
 
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#108440
Pattaya

Re:One shouldn't laugh, but ................... 11 Years, 6 Months ago  
In The Know wrote:
hedda wrote:
then tiny children ( of doler familes ) will throw rocks at him as he passes by.

Its the way they are brought dragged up, hedda !

I notice you didn't answer the question !

In The Know wrote:
Years ago (ie pre mobility scooters) we didn't have streets full of mid-40s cripples staggering about on crutches ... so what has happened?

It was a rarity - something hardly ever seen.

You really don't help these people, hedda, by remaining silent, while they eat themselves to death through lack of exercise !

Pat is right - we don't (yet) know enough ... but I strongly suspect that I would be on solid ground offering a Grand bet that I am right !!!!! Wanna take up the bet, hedda?


Remember those terrible blue 3 wheeler mobility cars?
 
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#108453
andrew

Re:One shouldn't laugh, but ................... 11 Years, 6 Months ago  
Friends neighbour had one, she kept it in communal doorway she got loads of complaints, council finally moved her to bigger flat where she could of kept it indoors. My late mum was 55 and needed a scooter, different circumstances for different people ITK.
 
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#108456
hedda

Re:One shouldn't laugh, but ................... 11 Years, 6 Months ago  
In The Know wrote:
hedda wrote:
duhhh..that's why they are called 'mobility' scooters

.. for people who are normally NOT mobile ?

To correct your post above - he was NOT a pensioner - he was mid-40s !


Earth to ITK ::

people can be disabled in their 40s !

he's coming to get you ITK !!..Karma Karmelian is on your trail...

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2535168...en-follow-world.html
 
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#108472
In The Know

Re:One shouldn't laugh, but ................... 11 Years, 6 Months ago  
hedda wrote:
Earth to ITK :: people can be disabled in their 40s !

..... They can also be idle - guess which we have most of?

I note that no one has yet produced any evidence of genuine disability !!!!!!!

I'm in favour of bringing back transportation - they can all live next to you,Hedda !
 
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