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TOPIC: get a job at Costa
#109619
hedda

get a job at Costa 11 Years, 5 Months ago  
nothing could example the vacuous, gormless state of the minds of today's politicians that the utterings of this numbskull:(and alarmingly- she's a Minister )

'Esther McVey Urges Young To Work In Costa, Despite Hundreds Applying For Just 8 Jobs'

www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/01/22/esth...ref=uk#slide=3345866

This statement takes the cake surely : ""You could be working at Costa. But in a couple of years’ time you might say, “I’d like to manage the area” or might even want to run a hotel in Dubai."

yeh sure..let's all get jobs at Costa and then in 2 years we can all run those hotels in Dubai (which are slowly going broke)

cue ITK with a spirited defense of the indefensible
 
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#109626
In The Know

Re:get a job at Costa 11 Years, 5 Months ago  
hedda wrote:
cue ITK with a spirited defense of the indefensible

Oooh ! hedda - you will be sent to the "naughty step" for posting in the wrong place !
 
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#109642
andrew

Re:get a job at Costa 11 Years, 5 Months ago  
Costa only employ people with experience in coffee shops, and you must be slim with big tits.
 
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#109643
Pattaya

Re:get a job at Costa 11 Years, 5 Months ago  
In The Know wrote:
hedda wrote:
cue ITK with a spirited defense of the indefensible

Oooh ! hedda - you will be sent to the "naughty step" for posting in the wrong place !


They could send him to Coventry...ruin his chances of topping up the tan
 
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#109645
In The Know

Re:get a job at Costa 11 Years, 5 Months ago  
[quote]hedda wrote:
cue ITK with a spirited defense of the indefensible

I thought I'd let the Bank of England speak for me today !

"With official figures showing employment at a record 30.15million after the biggest ever quarterly increase, the Bank said: ‘A tightening in the eligibility requirements for some state benefits might also have led to an intensification of job search.’
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2544276...welfare-ghettos.html

Let me translate for you, hedda !

It means that thousands of dolers are finding jobs - those jobs that "don't exist" ! - now they realise that the gravy train is over !!!!!
 
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#109648
andrew

Re:get a job at Costa 11 Years, 5 Months ago  
Direct Gov is full of fake jobs if you don't use them your sanctioned.
 
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#109680
hedda

Re:get a job at Costa 11 Years, 5 Months ago  
get new specs ITK..the bank said "might, might , might'...and I repeat...the bank said m-i-g-h-t.

There might also be life on Mars.
 
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#109693
In The Know (as always)

Re:get a job at Costa 11 Years, 5 Months ago  
hedda wrote:
"might, might , might'

.... 167,000 found jobs (because they started looking !) !
 
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#109711
andrew

Re:get a job at Costa 11 Years, 5 Months ago  
Or thrown on to third party work programmes.
 
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#109720
In The Know

Re:get a job at Costa 11 Years, 5 Months ago  
... a bit late today, andrew ?
Been signing on ?
 
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#109732
andrew

Re:get a job at Costa 11 Years, 5 Months ago  
Nope been doing online application forms and getting one through the post.
 
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#109740
In The Know

Re:get a job at Costa 11 Years, 5 Months ago  
v good !
 
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#109751
andrew

Re:get a job at Costa 11 Years, 5 Months ago  
Yes ITK and one could be promising.
 
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