With the world on the precipice of disaster, the people in Syria blinded, gassed, burned, and having their limbs blown off by their own leaders; the Egyptians crying out to the rest of the world for help and radical change to end their poverty; the Ukraine on the verge of complete collapse; protesters being shot dead by police in Bangkok...

The Sun's front page headline this morning-ANT MCPARTLIN CUTS HIS THUMB!

I will say no more! To avoid the obligatory r-ant!

Those of us who are a bit thick and very shallow are far more interested in How someone cuts the end of their thumb off on a perfectly ordinary mandoline and why they would need to do a dress rehearsal of cutting spuds the day before they were needed than anything going on in Syria or Egypt.


www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-25...ng-Sunday-lunch.html

Thank The Lord he wasn't circumcised!

Point taken FC.

The Fat Controller wrote:
ANT MCPARTLIN CUTS HIS THUMB!

Surely it deserves the obligatory "flashing ticker tape" *** BREAKING NEWS **** on Sky TV ?