Watching The Ginger Geek (Chris Evans) on The One Show talking to Danny Dyer and some bint chatting about new EastEnders… my ex sister-in-law (now regarded as Sister) is the longest serving current female on EastEnders but I must admit I never watch it.

My Mumbly used to watch it just to see if Jane was on (my only addicted soap was The Bill).

I loved Corrie in the Ena/Elsie days (I'm old).

But I'm not much of a Soaper.

I do enjoy my Saturday chats with local Barbara Windsor (but they are more about Lionel Bart).

I quite like Evans (I was an early radio guest as a favour to Neil Ferris when he was on local radio London) but he has to get away from the "endorse every charity and embrace smiling superficiality" brigade.

He's worth more.