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#113291

JK2006

Waxie Maxie boasted to police 11 Years, 3 Months ago
about starting the investigation against me, the court was told today. He really has never understood Karma, has he? Enter code here Please note: although no board code and smiley buttons are shown, they are still usable.

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#113296

Gnomo

Re:Waxie Maxie boasted to police 11 Years, 3 Months ago
I do find it strange that he kept a copy of one of the girl's letter accusing him of being a paedophile in the drawer next to his bed - wanking material?? Enter code here Please note: although no board code and smiley buttons are shown, they are still usable.

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Chris Retro

Re:Waxie Maxie boasted to police 11 Years, 3 Months ago
His doctor has testified to say they measured his prick and it's 'average size'. The name of this Doctor? Dr COCKSON. Enter code here Please note: although no board code and smiley buttons are shown, they are still usable.

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JK2006

Re:Waxie Maxie boasted to police 11 Years, 3 Months ago
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/...blicist-9215065.html Enter code here Please note: although no board code and smiley buttons are shown, they are still usable.

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#113330

The above average In The Know

Re:Waxie Maxie boasted to police 11 Years, 3 Months ago
Chris Retro wrote: His doctor has testified to say they measured his prick and it's 'average size'. The name of this Doctor? Dr COCKSON. "Mr Average" .... I wonder how he will "spin" that one ! Enter code here Please note: although no board code and smiley buttons are shown, they are still usable.

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#113332

Pru

Re:Waxie Maxie boasted to police 11 Years, 3 Months ago
Chris Retro wrote: His doctor has testified to say they measured his prick and it's 'average size'. The name of this Doctor? Dr COCKSON. Priceless! But are they going to explain what "average size" is? One man's average can be another woman's profound disappointment. Enter code here Please note: although no board code and smiley buttons are shown, they are still usable.

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#113363

Titanicboy

Re:Waxie Maxie boasted to police 11 Years, 3 Months ago
I'd have thought 5.5" when flaccid was positively elephantine. Enter code here Please note: although no board code and smiley buttons are shown, they are still usable.

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#113364

JK2006

Re:Waxie Maxie boasted to police 11 Years, 3 Months ago
Very good point! Enter code here Please note: although no board code and smiley buttons are shown, they are still usable.

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#113368

Pru

Re:Waxie Maxie boasted to police 11 Years, 3 Months ago

Titanicboy wrote:
I'd have thought 5.5" when flaccid was positively elephantine.

Not wishing to be too indelicate, but most of us women, regardless of whether or not we welcomed such an exposure, would not like to think that - at that, er, point - a penis would still be entirely 'unexcited'. I mean, it's a bit of an insult. So quite what the size of Max's unaroused penis has to do with, presumably, the aroused one that he allegedly introduced to these ladies is a bit of a mystery.

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steveimp

Re:Waxie Maxie boasted to police 11 Years, 3 Months ago
JK2006 wrote: Very good point! Has he? Enter code here Please note: although no board code and smiley buttons are shown, they are still usable.

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#113373

Chris Retro

Re:Waxie Maxie boasted to police 11 Years, 3 Months ago
Maybe that will be his 'trump card' when the prosecution really get their teeth into him "I put it to you Mr Clifford that you indeed an evil Savile-Denier with a teeny peeny" "Those women are liars - look!" (unzipstrokethud) Enter code here Please note: although no board code and smiley buttons are shown, they are still usable.*

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#113374

andrew

Re:Waxie Maxie boasted to police 11 Years, 3 Months ago
I thought women have always said it's not the size it's what you do with it. It reminds me when I was a kid when a girl who lived near me, got a tape measure out and measured our lads cocks. I was about 5 she was about 10. Enter code here Please note: although no board code and smiley buttons are shown, they are still usable.

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#113378

The well above average In The Know

Re:Waxie Maxie boasted to police 11 Years, 3 Months ago

Pru wrote:
Not wishing to be too indelicate, but most of us women, regardless of whether or not we welcomed such an exposure, would not like to think that - at that, er, point - a penis would still be entirely 'unexcited'. I mean, it's a bit of an insult. So quite what the size of Max's unaroused penis has to do with, presumably, the aroused one that he allegedly introduced to these ladies is a bit of a mystery.

Mrs ITK agrees with you, Pru (but she has been utterly spoilt !)

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#113382

In The Know (but not this time)

Re:Waxie Maxie boasted to police 11 Years, 3 Months ago
andrew wrote: I was about 5 Is that mm, or cm ? Enter code here Please note: although no board code and smiley buttons are shown, they are still usable.

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#113384

andrew

Re:Waxie Maxie boasted to police 11 Years, 3 Months ago
Age 5, I don't want to get you jealoud ITK. Enter code here Please note: although no board code and smiley buttons are shown, they are still usable.

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#113385

andrew

Re:Waxie Maxie boasted to police 11 Years, 3 Months ago

The well above average In The Know wrote:
Pru wrote:
Not wishing to be too indelicate, but most of us women, regardless of whether or not we welcomed such an exposure, would not like to think that - at that, er, point - a penis would still be entirely 'unexcited'. I mean, it's a bit of an insult. So quite what the size of Max's unaroused penis has to do with, presumably, the aroused one that he allegedly introduced to these ladies is a bit of a mystery.

Mrs ITK agrees with you, Pru (but she has been utterly spoilt !)

With a Tory R2-D2 ?

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#113386

Gnomo

Re:Waxie Maxie boasted to police 11 Years, 3 Months ago
Will Inspector Littledick be called to give evidence? Enter code here Please note: although no board code and smiley buttons are shown, they are still usable.

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#113411

steveimp

Re:Waxie Maxie boasted to police 11 Years, 3 Months ago
I see Mark John Thomas is getting excited about this trial on Twitter. Given what he has said before and the accused is found not guilty, you'd have thought he'd have given up on this football commentary style of debate he conducts. Enter code here Please note: although no board code and smiley buttons are shown, they are still usable.

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#113416

honey!oh sugar sugar.

Re:Waxie Maxie boasted to police 11 Years, 3 Months ago

steveimp wrote:
I see Mark John Thomas is getting excited about this trial on Twitter. Given what he has said before and the accused is found not guilty, you'd have thought he'd have given up on this football commentary style of debate he conducts.

He isn't blessed with a great deal of self awareness.

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