I'm NOT showing Vile Pervert: The Sequel in Cannes this year. Unlike The Pink Marble Egg (last year - 2013) and Me Me Me (2011) or the original Vile Pervert (2008), this is only 60 minutes long, more a "Made for TV" special than a feature film.

I do hope the mighty Mike Leigh (brilliant producer/director) wins for Mr Turner, which I look forward to seeing. Along with Paul Greengrass (best action director) he's waving the British flag.