So many patterns of behaviour are now criminal. Swearing an oath of allegiance? Why ever not? I'm English through and through though I'm not keen on a society which kills innocent women and children for no reason. Using code words? Ooh, norty norty. Obtaining a moped? Well that's almost as bad as buying Mariah Carey records. Not making tea for their mummies? Disliking spoon face (code name)? Don't you just love our darling democracy?

Of course, all marvellous for converting sensible people into extremists if that's what our police want to do.