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can no one in Britain make a sandwich ? 10 Years, 8 Months ago  
 
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Kenneth Mintcake

Re:can no one in Britain make a sandwich ? 10 Years, 8 Months ago  
Maybe I'm in a tiny minority here, but I really hate the presumptuous fussiness of sandwich makers. You can't trust people to give you the sandwich you requested. Take, say, if you just want a simple ham sandwich - they'll probably bring you back a sandwich containing a tiny bit of (poor quality) ham, plus masses of lettuce, cucumber, tomatoes, peppers, sliced carrot and cress, amongst other things. If I wanted a salad sandwich I'd ask for one! I don't mind 'busy' sarnies but I'd like the option of asking for it, not getting it whatever I ask for! Sometimes it's just nice to have something simple but full of flavour, but instead it's these eclectic messes. Bah!
 
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Pattaya

Re:can no one in Britain make a sandwich ? 10 Years, 8 Months ago  
Kenneth Mintcake wrote:
Maybe I'm in a tiny minority here, but I really hate the presumptuous fussiness of sandwich makers. You can't trust people to give you the sandwich you requested. Take, say, if you just want a simple ham sandwich - they'll probably bring you back a sandwich containing a tiny bit of (poor quality) ham, plus masses of lettuce, cucumber, tomatoes, peppers, sliced carrot and cress, amongst other things. If I wanted a salad sandwich I'd ask for one! I don't mind 'busy' sarnies but I'd like the option of asking for it, not getting it whatever I ask for! Sometimes it's just nice to have something simple but full of flavour, but instead it's these eclectic messes. Bah!

I'm allergic to mustard....have ye ever tried buying a sandwich out that does not include this?...of course mayonnaise includes mustard....does make you wonder if these fools were offering zero hours contracts,with no guarantee of regular work?....nobody will come off benefits without a guarantee...you can't have your children put in a position where they may be starving at the whim of an empoloyer who uses mustard!
 
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andrew

Re:can no one in Britain make a sandwich ? 10 Years, 8 Months ago  
Pattaya wrote:
Kenneth Mintcake wrote:
Maybe I'm in a tiny minority here, but I really hate the presumptuous fussiness of sandwich makers. You can't trust people to give you the sandwich you requested. Take, say, if you just want a simple ham sandwich - they'll probably bring you back a sandwich containing a tiny bit of (poor quality) ham, plus masses of lettuce, cucumber, tomatoes, peppers, sliced carrot and cress, amongst other things. If I wanted a salad sandwich I'd ask for one! I don't mind 'busy' sarnies but I'd like the option of asking for it, not getting it whatever I ask for! Sometimes it's just nice to have something simple but full of flavour, but instead it's these eclectic messes. Bah!

I'm allergic to mustard....have ye ever tried buying a sandwich out that does not include this?...of course mayonnaise includes mustard....does make you wonder if these fools were offering zero hours contracts,with no guarantee of regular work?....nobody will come off benefits without a guarantee...you can't have your children put in a position where they may be starving at the whim of an empoloyer who uses mustard!


Why don't people just make their own, or buy a hot Panini ?
 
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Pattaya

Re:can no one in Britain make a sandwich ? 10 Years, 8 Months ago  
andrew wrote:
Pattaya wrote:
Kenneth Mintcake wrote:
Maybe I'm in a tiny minority here, but I really hate the presumptuous fussiness of sandwich makers. You can't trust people to give you the sandwich you requested. Take, say, if you just want a simple ham sandwich - they'll probably bring you back a sandwich containing a tiny bit of (poor quality) ham, plus masses of lettuce, cucumber, tomatoes, peppers, sliced carrot and cress, amongst other things. If I wanted a salad sandwich I'd ask for one! I don't mind 'busy' sarnies but I'd like the option of asking for it, not getting it whatever I ask for! Sometimes it's just nice to have something simple but full of flavour, but instead it's these eclectic messes. Bah!

I'm allergic to mustard....have ye ever tried buying a sandwich out that does not include this?...of course mayonnaise includes mustard....does make you wonder if these fools were offering zero hours contracts,with no guarantee of regular work?....nobody will come off benefits without a guarantee...you can't have your children put in a position where they may be starving at the whim of an empoloyer who uses mustard!


Why don't people just make their own, or buy a hot Panini ?


Actually Andrew it's not often they put mayonnaise in a panini as burns when heated....forgot about that...fancy a pie at Mrs Miggins pie shop tomorrow morning....I'll put it on ITK's bill.
 
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andrew

Re:can no one in Britain make a sandwich ? 10 Years, 8 Months ago  
Pattaya wrote:
andrew wrote:
Pattaya wrote:
Kenneth Mintcake wrote:
Maybe I'm in a tiny minority here, but I really hate the presumptuous fussiness of sandwich makers. You can't trust people to give you the sandwich you requested. Take, say, if you just want a simple ham sandwich - they'll probably bring you back a sandwich containing a tiny bit of (poor quality) ham, plus masses of lettuce, cucumber, tomatoes, peppers, sliced carrot and cress, amongst other things. If I wanted a salad sandwich I'd ask for one! I don't mind 'busy' sarnies but I'd like the option of asking for it, not getting it whatever I ask for! Sometimes it's just nice to have something simple but full of flavour, but instead it's these eclectic messes. Bah!

I'm allergic to mustard....have ye ever tried buying a sandwich out that does not include this?...of course mayonnaise includes mustard....does make you wonder if these fools were offering zero hours contracts,with no guarantee of regular work?....nobody will come off benefits without a guarantee...you can't have your children put in a position where they may be starving at the whim of an empoloyer who uses mustard!


Why don't people just make their own, or buy a hot Panini ?


Actually Andrew it's not often they put mayonnaise in a panini as burns when heated....forgot about that...fancy a pie at Mrs Miggins pie shop tomorrow morning....I'll put it on ITK's bill.


Can you meet me outside the Job Centre about 9am lol ?

I hate mustard and butter in sandwiches but you can only buy a sarnie with one or the other.

Has anyone wondered why they don't peanut butter sandwiches in shops ?
 
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Pattaya

Re:can no one in Britain make a sandwich ? 10 Years, 8 Months ago  
andrew wrote:
Pattaya wrote:
andrew wrote:
Pattaya wrote:
Kenneth Mintcake wrote:
Maybe I'm in a tiny minority here, but I really hate the presumptuous fussiness of sandwich makers. You can't trust people to give you the sandwich you requested. Take, say, if you just want a simple ham sandwich - they'll probably bring you back a sandwich containing a tiny bit of (poor quality) ham, plus masses of lettuce, cucumber, tomatoes, peppers, sliced carrot and cress, amongst other things. If I wanted a salad sandwich I'd ask for one! I don't mind 'busy' sarnies but I'd like the option of asking for it, not getting it whatever I ask for! Sometimes it's just nice to have something simple but full of flavour, but instead it's these eclectic messes. Bah!

I'm allergic to mustard....have ye ever tried buying a sandwich out that does not include this?...of course mayonnaise includes mustard....does make you wonder if these fools were offering zero hours contracts,with no guarantee of regular work?....nobody will come off benefits without a guarantee...you can't have your children put in a position where they may be starving at the whim of an empoloyer who uses mustard!


Why don't people just make their own, or buy a hot Panini ?


Actually Andrew it's not often they put mayonnaise in a panini as burns when heated....forgot about that...fancy a pie at Mrs Miggins pie shop tomorrow morning....I'll put it on ITK's bill.


Can you meet me outside the Job Centre about 9am lol ?

I hate mustard and butter in sandwiches but you can only buy a sarnie with one or the other.

Has anyone wondered why they don't peanut butter sandwiches in shops ?


Actually at about 9am I'll be loitering on the bench by Greggs...chatting to a few mates...you may recognise a lovely German Hunting dog called 'Bella'....Weatherspoons next....and at some point have to take my car in for repair,when the courtesy car arrives,over near 'Bookers'....oh ye olde joys of the morrow...
 
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andrew

Re:can no one in Britain make a sandwich ? 10 Years, 8 Months ago  
Pattaya wrote:
andrew wrote:
Pattaya wrote:
andrew wrote:
Pattaya wrote:
Kenneth Mintcake wrote:
Maybe I'm in a tiny minority here, but I really hate the presumptuous fussiness of sandwich makers. You can't trust people to give you the sandwich you requested. Take, say, if you just want a simple ham sandwich - they'll probably bring you back a sandwich containing a tiny bit of (poor quality) ham, plus masses of lettuce, cucumber, tomatoes, peppers, sliced carrot and cress, amongst other things. If I wanted a salad sandwich I'd ask for one! I don't mind 'busy' sarnies but I'd like the option of asking for it, not getting it whatever I ask for! Sometimes it's just nice to have something simple but full of flavour, but instead it's these eclectic messes. Bah!

I'm allergic to mustard....have ye ever tried buying a sandwich out that does not include this?...of course mayonnaise includes mustard....does make you wonder if these fools were offering zero hours contracts,with no guarantee of regular work?....nobody will come off benefits without a guarantee...you can't have your children put in a position where they may be starving at the whim of an empoloyer who uses mustard!


Why don't people just make their own, or buy a hot Panini ?


Actually Andrew it's not often they put mayonnaise in a panini as burns when heated....forgot about that...fancy a pie at Mrs Miggins pie shop tomorrow morning....I'll put it on ITK's bill.


Can you meet me outside the Job Centre about 9am lol ?

I hate mustard and butter in sandwiches but you can only buy a sarnie with one or the other.

Has anyone wondered why they don't sell peanut butter sandwiches in shops ?


Actually at about 9am I'll be loitering on the bench by Greggs...chatting to a few mates...you may recognise a lovely German Hunting dog called 'Bella'....Weatherspoons next....and at some point have to take my car in for repair,when the courtesy car arrives,over near 'Bookers'....oh ye olde joys of the morrow...


Bella rings a bell, think I know that dog.

Don't tell ITK your loitering he will tell your making the place untidy and say your a dole scumbag.
 
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Pattaya

Re:can no one in Britain make a sandwich ? 10 Years, 8 Months ago  
andrew wrote:
Pattaya wrote:
andrew wrote:
Pattaya wrote:
andrew wrote:
Pattaya wrote:
Kenneth Mintcake wrote:
Maybe I'm in a tiny minority here, but I really hate the presumptuous fussiness of sandwich makers. You can't trust people to give you the sandwich you requested. Take, say, if you just want a simple ham sandwich - they'll probably bring you back a sandwich containing a tiny bit of (poor quality) ham, plus masses of lettuce, cucumber, tomatoes, peppers, sliced carrot and cress, amongst other things. If I wanted a salad sandwich I'd ask for one! I don't mind 'busy' sarnies but I'd like the option of asking for it, not getting it whatever I ask for! Sometimes it's just nice to have something simple but full of flavour, but instead it's these eclectic messes. Bah!

I'm allergic to mustard....have ye ever tried buying a sandwich out that does not include this?...of course mayonnaise includes mustard....does make you wonder if these fools were offering zero hours contracts,with no guarantee of regular work?....nobody will come off benefits without a guarantee...you can't have your children put in a position where they may be starving at the whim of an empoloyer who uses mustard!


Why don't people just make their own, or buy a hot Panini ?


Actually Andrew it's not often they put mayonnaise in a panini as burns when heated....forgot about that...fancy a pie at Mrs Miggins pie shop tomorrow morning....I'll put it on ITK's bill.


Can you meet me outside the Job Centre about 9am lol ?

I hate mustard and butter in sandwiches but you can only buy a sarnie with one or the other.

Has anyone wondered why they don't sell peanut butter sandwiches in shops ?


Actually at about 9am I'll be loitering on the bench by Greggs...chatting to a few mates...you may recognise a lovely German Hunting dog called 'Bella'....Weatherspoons next....and at some point have to take my car in for repair,when the courtesy car arrives,over near 'Bookers'....oh ye olde joys of the morrow...


Bella rings a bell, think I know that dog.

Don't tell ITK your loitering he will tell your making the place untidy and say your a dole scumbag.


Bella belongs to Tony,an older guy,thin,well tanned..Bella is a big grey dog who looks like...



ITK should not be out without a lead either....Hedda told moi so.....
 
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