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TOPIC: Grey squirrels
#124405
Grey squirrels 10 Years, 7 Months ago  
I like grey squirrels. I like red squirrels too. I'm not a fan of culling. Like immigration, it's not polite. Bad manners.
 
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#124413
hedda

Re:Grey squirrels 10 Years, 7 Months ago  
now this is far more interesting than politics. Why not a special Squirrel board?
 
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#124414
Re:Grey squirrels 10 Years, 7 Months ago  
Sarcasm, Hedda, however witty and accurate it may be, can result in smacked bottoms.
 
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#124416
andrew

Re:Grey squirrels 10 Years, 7 Months ago  
JK2006 wrote:
Sarcasm, Hedda, however witty and accurate it may be, can result in smacked bottoms.

We all know that Honey and Pattaya will enjoy that JK, not sure about Hedda as I dread to think what that man enjoys.

I once knew a landlord who admitted he takes two baseball bats up his rectum.
 
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#124417
hedda

Re:Grey squirrels 10 Years, 7 Months ago  
JK2006 wrote:
Sarcasm, Hedda, however witty and accurate it may be, can result in smacked bottoms.

promises promises
 
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#124418
Pattaya

Re:Grey squirrels 10 Years, 7 Months ago  
andrew wrote:
JK2006 wrote:
Sarcasm, Hedda, however witty and accurate it may be, can result in smacked bottoms.

We all know that Honey and Pattaya will enjoy that JK, not sure about Hedda as I dread to think what that man enjoys.

I once knew a landlord who admitted he takes two baseball bats up his rectum.


Perhaps that's where he squirrels away his nuts?
 
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#124420
andrew

Re:Grey squirrels 10 Years, 7 Months ago  
hedda wrote:
JK2006 wrote:
Sarcasm, Hedda, however witty and accurate it may be, can result in smacked bottoms.

promises promises


What's your weapon of choice Hedda a belt, paddle, whip or palm ?

I wonder who will spank Pattaya when he fucks off to Thailand ?
 
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#124430
Pattaya

Re:Grey squirrels 10 Years, 7 Months ago  
andrew wrote:
hedda wrote:
JK2006 wrote:
Sarcasm, Hedda, however witty and accurate it may be, can result in smacked bottoms.

promises promises


What's your weapon of choice Hedda a belt, paddle, whip or palm ?

I wonder who will Wank Pattaya when he fucks off to Thailand ?


 
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#124435
Re:Grey squirrels 10 Years, 7 Months ago  
andrew wrote:
JK2006 wrote:
Sarcasm, Hedda, however witty and accurate it may be, can result in smacked bottoms.

We all know that Honey and Pattaya will enjoy that JK, not sure about Hedda as I dread to think what that man enjoys.

I once knew a landlord who admitted he takes two baseball bats up his rectum.




How? (dont make me google)


I have my own personal "mixed heritage" squirrel in the garden. I am careful to provide both American and English snacks to prevent an identity crisis.
 
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#124437
Re:Grey squirrels 10 Years, 7 Months ago  
Yes the only reason I didn't like the squirrel in my attic crawl space was the noise it made scrambling about. Also they do tend to gnaw things like electric cables.
 
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#124439
Re:Grey squirrels 10 Years, 7 Months ago  
JK2006 wrote:
Yes the only reason I didn't like the squirrel in my attic crawl space was the noise it made scrambling about. Also they do tend to gnaw things like electric cables.

But only the once, surely?
 
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#124441
Opus

Re:Grey squirrels 10 Years, 7 Months ago  
Did not grey squirrels cull our smaller Red Squirrels. Having said that the Grey Squirrels in Regent's Park are far tamer than those on Hampstead Heath.
 
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#124442
SP17

Re:Grey squirrels 10 Years, 7 Months ago  
Opus wrote:
Did not grey squirrels cull our smaller Red Squirrels. Having said that the Grey Squirrels in Regent's Park are far tamer than those on Hampstead Heath.

No - that is a myth. The greys have multiplyed, and the reds declined - because of fussy eating.

Reds want their nuts at an exact level of ripeness - whilst the greys will eat virtually every type/condition of nut or acorn.

Consequently, the reds often go hungry - and perish.


 
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#124444
Re:Grey squirrels 10 Years, 7 Months ago  
I thought there was a disease that kills reds whilst greys survive but what do I know?
 
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#124445
SP17

Re:Grey squirrels 10 Years, 7 Months ago  
JK2006 wrote:
I thought there was a disease that kills reds whilst greys survive but what do I know?

You may well be right JK - I've posted what I thought the reason is.

 
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#124446
Re:Grey squirrels 10 Years, 7 Months ago  
Did I contribute to the deaths of squirrels?

www.kingofhits.co.uk/index.php?option=co...4&g2_itemId=2642
 
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#124447
andrew

Re:Grey squirrels 10 Years, 7 Months ago  
www.grey-squirrel.org.uk/reds.php

Squirrels are just rodents anyway.
 
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#124448
SP17

Re:Grey squirrels 10 Years, 7 Months ago  
SP17 wrote:
JK2006 wrote:
I thought there was a disease that kills reds whilst greys survive but what do I know?

You may well be right JK - I've posted what I thought the reason is.


I think we're both right - sort of.

Travelling now, and can't send link.

 
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#124449
SP17

Re:Grey squirrels 10 Years, 7 Months ago  
andrew wrote:
www.grey-squirrel.org.uk/reds.php

Squirrels are just rodents anyway.


Sotto voce, andrew

They are all around us


 
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#124456
hedda

Re:Grey squirrels 10 Years, 7 Months ago  
JK2006 wrote:
Yes the only reason I didn't like the squirrel in my attic crawl space was the noise it made scrambling about. Also they do tend to gnaw things like electric cables.

wait till you have an Aussie possum in your kitchen and fail to leave food out !..then you will know fury
 
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