gate has been left open and the animals have already fled but :

The government�s new porn laws are arbitrary and sexist

www.newstatesman.com/politics/2014/12/go...arbitrary-and-sexist

## perhaps they have never heard of the internet where you can access Patagonian Porn if that is your desire

'Not only is the law misguided, it�s also deeply sexist. Showing female ejaculation on screen has been outlawed completely, while male ejaculation (on the face, breasts, feet, backside, wherever) faces no direct restrictions. Is female ejaculation really so vulgar and explicit that people shouldn�t see it, in pornography or anywhere else?'

Perhaps Nick Clegg is the only 'little squirt' allowed on our screens these days?

You'll be OK, hedda -

" �gentle� spanking, whipping and caning is allowed"

www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-30305971

'Australia embassies to limit help for 'pest' tourists'

'Australia has urged travellers not to make frivolous requests at embassies, highlighting examples including a man who asked officials in Thailand to pay for a prostitute.'

Is it true Mrs ITK asked for help to clean her Tiara?

In The Know (as always) wrote:
You'll be OK, hedda -

" “gentle” spanking, whipping and caning is allowed"

how did you know what they get up to in Patagonian porn?


Mrs ITK doesn't wear a tiara. But Mr ITK has a diamante codpiece he claims was handed down through the Yorks (but he got it at Ann Summers in Soho)

nedda wrote:
In The Know (as always) wrote:
You'll be OK, hedda -

" “gentle” spanking, whipping and caning is allowed"

how did you know what they get up to in Patagonian porn?


Mrs ITK doesn't wear a tiara. But Mr ITK has a diamante codpiece he claims was handed down through the Yorks (but he got it at Ann Summers in Soho)

Something very 'fishy' about a man with a Codpiece.