Some of this is way beyond satire, a profiteering paparazzo named 'Rat'
Quote Brit TV-icon Roland Rat, YEEAH!!!
A paparazzo agreed a £300,000 deal with a British tabloid newspaper for pictures of Diana, Princess of Wales lying fatally injured in the wreckage of her car, the inquest into her death has heard. Romuald Rat, the first photographer on the scene of the crash in the Alma underpass in Paris, sold the exclusive rights to the Sun after phoning the paper’s picture editor while he was still in the tunnel.Mr Rat then tried to stop other photographers getting near the crashed Mercedes in order to protect his scoop, it was alleged. Stephane Darmon, who worked for Mr Rat as his motorcycle rider at the time of the crash in August 1997, told the hearing at the Royal Courts of Justice in London that Mr Rat had tried to "do something positive" for the victims of the crash by moving other photographers away from the wreckage.
But Richard Keen QC, counsel for the family of Mercedes driver Henri Paul, who also died in the crash together with Diana’s boyfriend Dodi Fayed, questioned his account. The barrister asked: "What Mr Rat was protecting was not the victims of this crash, but the £300,000 exclusive that he had just telephoned into the Sun from the tunnel, is that not the case?"
Giving evidence via videolink from Paris, the witness replied: "I don’t know what to say to that."
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1567803/...old-from-tunnel.html
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