in front of my Apple laptop, I remember I need to pluck a couple of white hairs from my eyebrows (surely blonde: ED). Pick up my tweezers but can't be bothered to go to the bathroom. Suddenly strikes me - there ought to be a button on my MacBook Pro that turns the screen into a mirror (imagine the bonus for those girly creatures, wimmin). So I send an E Mail to the other Jonathan, care of Tim Cook the proudly gay boss of Apple. I'll let you know if I get a reply.

He'll tell you there's loads of mirror apps...

This is one for the iPad and iPhone - itunes.apple.com/gb/app/makeup-mirror./id382586722?mt=8

And here is one for the Macbook - itunes.apple.com/gb/app/makeup-mirror/id731429815?mt=12

Well well; you live and learn. That's why the other JONATHAN is in his business and I'm in mine (which is what, exactly?).