i really don't like Bill Maher or Salmon Rushdie.
I was very disappointed to find out Rushdie spent all that time while under threat of death with the Fatwah at Geoffrey Roberton's house in Islington... when I spent a year in Oz sitting next to Geoffrey in school and he once said to a teacher I was a "troublemaker".
Mind you I get on well with Kathy Lette but we were once in a lift together at the Sydney Opera House years later and Geoffrey said : "
I remember you used to always copy my work".

Which is a lie.