Just wait for the New Zealand green ink brigade come Kiwi-ing out of the woodwork. Where exactly was Mordor? Who is Sauron? What are Orcs? Oh dear, oh dear. Never mind - why not spend a billion quid or so. What else would we be using the money for? NHS is fine; schools need no investment; Rotherham Council can run happily; there are no terrorists or Ebola viruses… yes, book a Kiwi and let's use it over 5 years giving "closure".

closure usually comes via a large cheque