In some ways I wish I'd continued my career as a journalist instead of becoming a Vile Pervert. I'm still an NUJ member after 50 years. I'd write up an "exclusive", take a couple of snaps of a woman draped in black wearing one of those face things, invent a sensational interview with a few five word quotes like "He always hated the BBC" or "He loathed the Labour Party", flog it to the Mail like that silly man Hari Kari did on the Grauniad, and make a fortune. This is such a delightfully predictable bonkers world we live in.