In that crazy hazy, yet still half sane 1990s era. Pre-Y2K Sarah Payne tragedy and rabid Rupe's insane pedo riots, 15 yrs ago this month.
This lusty hetero hack visited soft porn baron Dave Sullivan's Sport office, ostensibly on Randall type research. The pretty young receptionist asked, "Do you like the Sunday/Daily Sport?"
Insider naturally replied, "Yes, except they contain too much sport! Plus, my corner shop sells out the Sport far too early each day, with kids buying them up en route to school!"
Post the sickening very rare young Sarah's sex murder, Insider phoned the Sport Ed. Tony Livesey (now bent-Beeb R5.Live fave) and personally asked, "I hope you're not going to bow to so called public pressure and stop your hugely popular 'school uniform, wide eyed, wide legs, white pants, front pages'? You know that 99.9% of schoolgirl fans, including many boys and dads, wouldn't harm a fly let alone young girls!"
Brave Burnley fan sad sport Tone honestly replied, "We know mate, but sorry that's all got to go now, after these so called pedo riots."
Tone moved on to bent-Beeb infamy, and so did Dave now peddling soccer porn to sad 'Ammers fans, "Cum on U Irons in O's cuntry!" (West Ham now in Leyton Orient land - WTF?!)
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