...a large group of undertakers turned up at my gig for their annual Xmas outing! Dress code was "no black tie", and one poor gentlemen let the side down and turned up dressed for work. He even stood on the side of the dance floor, hands held together at his waist, and didnt move all night.
I was starting to get paranoid, as I thought he might be there for me!
Lovely bunch of people and very secure in their occupation one feels.