I have just had a call from the cheese maker himself, and the cheese from the cheese-cam, itself, is being delivered to my wedding along with it`s own papparazi, and will be cut directly after the wedding.
I can`t type for laughing!

I think I am unreasonably happy about this.


PS the Moon is said to be made from green cheese, green being unripe not a colour, your cheese does look rather Lunar.

We do apparently have to endure a TV film crew as well sadly, although on this occasion I`m not that bothered.
I am told that the cheese also has it`s own Myspace site, and I have to send an official invite via it`s message board, or I don`t get it!
I love England! Its so, errm, sensible!

"Blessed are the cheese makers!"

Having a celebrity cheese at your wedding marks the occasion uniquely.

PS... told the wife-in-waiting yet :D

Yes she knows, she thinks it hilarious.
Great PR for the cheese guys as well. We are also not having a cake, only the cheese.
The cheesemaker himself assures me it should last most of the year but "when I`ve tasted that cheese it won`t last that long!", quote.

How big is it though? You could be in for a surprise either way

Oh... if you click on the TV controls things happen. And Martin... NO! you can't have the cow no matter how much you like it

Cheesecam link redux

I only really like fillet of beef, I couldn`t eat a whole one!
Desperate Dans` cow pies used to terrify me as a kid, in "the Beezer" , I think it was.
To answer your question, the cheese is just under album size in width.
I have had so many e-mails about this subject today, not a single guest seems to believe I`ve gone for it, and the cheesemaker is about to give his first press interview as well, the whole thing is hilarious and if you check " Mr Cheeses" website, the hit counter is unbelievable.
Maybe we should invite the Crazy Frog as well.

Anymore jokes about the cheese being a bit "Blanca" will be ignored or eaten with pickled red cabbage!