Including putting out thousands of free CDs (at my personal cost) for the national finalists!

Oh JK, your CD Eurovision ploy fools no one.

We all know it was really a Vilely Perverted trick you used in the 70s to lure innocent 17 year old boys to your blue door when they were 15, where you could then take them into Jimmy Glitter's neighbouring flat through the secret connecting door and brush up against them thereby forcing them to start burglary careers several years later, and they'd quite like a short suspended sentence for the latest charge therefrom thank you please.

And something about cigars and a Rolls Royce with an octopus in it.