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Oh God I've only got 6 years left!
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Oh God I've only got 6 years left! 6 Years, 9 Months ago  
According to latest figures I ought to be croaking it in about 6 years, when I reach 79. That's if I'm a man (not sure); if I'm female a bit longer - about 9 years to go. Since I fully intend to make 90, I shall give up smoking (never have); take more exercise (I couldn't swim any more than I do); stop getting stressed (Surry F***ing Police pay attention) and generally be healthy, wealthy and stealthy.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-40608256
 
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Re:Oh God I've only got 6 years left! 6 Years, 9 Months ago  
JK2006 wrote:
According to latest figures I ought to be croaking it in about 6 years, when I reach 79. That's if I'm a man (not sure); if I'm female a bit longer - about 9 years to go. Since I fully intend to make 90, I shall give up smoking (never have); take more exercise (I couldn't swim any more than I do); stop getting stressed (Surry F***ing Police pay attention) and generally be healthy, wealthy and stealthy.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-40608256


You wont be dying anytime soon, Mr King. All the factors which shorten your life dont apply to you, with the exception of the wrongful conviction,and you have even managed to make the best of that!
 
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