The monthly Sky Sports and Sky Magazine have suffered at least two howlers this month.

West Indian cricketer Brian Lara, on how, he can`t wait to come to England in May.

Umm? He retired last week.

Keifer Sutherland "won`t be taking early retirement in Bournemouth just yet".

Hmm..A bit more current reseach required on that one methinks, unless of course he fancies clubbing all night until he gets a bus pass.

But the quote of the month in the movies section is brilliant.

Quentin Tarantino " I`m not in the Directors Guild. I don`t want to be. I like holding on to my amateur status."

Love his attitude, but I simply can`t bare "Kill Bill", I see the humour and where he was going, I just can`t watch all that gore.

Not a bad free read though, sadly, the usual bits of advertising junk fall out of it, three seperate loan flimsies from the same company.