Ok pop pickers what was wrong with Mark
At
10. Broke a finger nail
9. He decided not to believe
8. Choked on a turkey bone
7. Got stuck up Simon Cowells arse
6. Sprained wrist from watching Sabrina the teenage witch box set
5. Overdose on himself
4. Knows he has been found out
3. Failed his motorcycle test AGAIN
2. his wife found his indecent image stash
And at No 1
The Jag had to go back to the lease hire company.