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#185402

Barney

Whilst in a Brighton shop... 5 Years, 3 Months ago

I overheard this conversation yesterday.

Potential Customer: Do you have Product X, and how much is it?

Shop Keeper: Yes, it's £99.

PC: Your competitor, on the next street, is selling it for £80!

SK: Why don't you go and buy it from him then?

PC: He doesn't have any in stock.

SK(sarcastically): If I didn't have any - I'd sell it for £70...

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#185432

Silent Minority

Re:Whilst in a Brighton shop... 5 Years, 3 Months ago
Could have got it on Amazon....bit cold for the nudist beach? Enter code here Please note: although no board code and smiley buttons are shown, they are still usable.

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#185433

Cyril

Re:Whilst in a Brighton shop... 5 Years, 3 Months ago
And next, Esther... Enter code here Please note: although no board code and smiley buttons are shown, they are still usable.

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#185443

hedda

Re:Whilst in a Brighton shop... 5 Years, 3 Months ago

I used to love my weekends in Brighton many years ago.

We used to dine in a tiny restaurant owned by the man who played Billy Bunter as a child.

Once he introduced us to the man at the next table (there were only 6) Patrick McNee.

such memories ... (soon to be published as Brush With Fame : Diary of A Nobody : Charles Pooter Re-Incarnated Forget Valium-tales to bore you to sleep.

this is not me by the way..it's Billy Bunter..

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#185444

Barney

Re:Whilst in a Brighton shop... 5 Years, 3 Months ago
Cyril wrote: And next, Esther... Odd name for a bloke¡ Enter code here Please note: although no board code and smiley buttons are shown, they are still usable.

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#185454

honey!oh sugar sugar.

Re:Whilst in a Brighton shop... 5 Years, 3 Months ago
Barney wrote: Cyril wrote: And next, Esther... Odd name for a bloke¡ That wasn't very inclusive, was it! You need to book yourself on the "embracing diversity" course. Enter code here Please note: although no board code and smiley buttons are shown, they are still usable.

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#185464

Barney

Re:Whilst in a Brighton shop... 5 Years, 3 Months ago
Not too many Esthers ever played for the Liverpool football teams... Enter code here Please note: although no board code and smiley buttons are shown, they are still usable.

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#185503

Barney

Re:Whilst in a Brighton shop... 5 Years, 3 Months ago
I heard this conversation in a local pub. Barman: Bill, what are you going to do with that horse manure you've had delivered? Bill: I'm going to put it on my rhubarb. Barman: Really? We put custard on ours. Enter code here Please note: although no board code and smiley buttons are shown, they are still usable.

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#185506

hedda

Re:Whilst in a Brighton shop... 5 Years, 3 Months ago
Barney wrote: I heard this conversation in a local pub. Barman: Bill, what are you going to do with that horse manure you've had delivered? Bill: I'm going to put it on my rhubarb. Barman: Really? We put custard on ours. collect your coat Barney and leave by the back door. Enter code here Please note: although no board code and smiley buttons are shown, they are still usable.

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#185509

Barney

Re:Whilst in a Brighton shop... 5 Years, 3 Months ago
On my way... Enter code here Please note: although no board code and smiley buttons are shown, they are still usable.

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