I thought it would "Gordon Brown" by the Stranglers..

I thought you were referring to the Eurovision Song (?) Contest, JK !

Do you think we will do any better than our average 14th place since Katrina won?

That comment made me smile over my morning tea ITK!
I think if we all check through the messages over the last week, even the correct order of the final result was predicted by averaging out the tips from our posters.

Scootch in many ways gave us a lesson on how not to win Eurovision.
The song (which I actually like, I will admit), is like a spoof that would have appeared at the end of "Not The Nine O`Clock News". Funny in England, elsewhere, it flies over peoples heads like an EasyJet only cheaper of course.

I publicly volunteer myself as next years UK entrant, I want to prove I can do worse.

Feel free to join me in my campaign, "Cynical Middle Aged Git For Eurovision".

I publicly promise I will come last.
(That`s a win isn`t it?)
People remember who was first, who was last and where the UK were, therefore due to the cynical nature of our gorgeous green land, I reckon by completely losing, I could have a major hit and we can all go out for a huge curry afterwards.