I think the media are justified in the way they’ve been covering the virus. Make no mistake, if you had a weak immune system you wouldn’t wanna get COVID-19, especially if you knew how easily it can trigger a potentially fatal bacterial infection such as pneumonia. During this pandemic, no amount of shock and awe coverage is too much to drum into people’s heads how serious isolation and social distancing are in restricting the spread of this monster. So no more trips to Cobbetts Beer Shop for the foreseeable yong man!

How come the picture on the wall keeps changing? Or do you have that panelling all over?


I love the jumper.


I wouldn't mind constant virus news if it was consistent, but the changing advice is discombobulating.

Buy ibuprofen! (done)

Ibuprofen makes the virus kill you! (oh my god, I've no paracetamol)

Make your own anti-bac! (I get vodka)

You are making the ant-bac wrong! (oh bugger. Drink vodka)

Stay six feet away! (consider fashioning a two metre radius hula hoop construction to wear)

Whoops, its not far away enough. You are infected! (Yikes)

I try to alter the background and clothes just to give a bit of variety for the viewer as I drone on Honey!

'I wasn't interested in The Beatles'. The British are such a contrary bunch. 'The best band there's ever been, admired by the whole world? Nah, I'll pass!' It's like McCartney now - non-stop sneering about him in the UK press, whilst Elton 'I'll call women the c-word'/royal brown-noser extraordinaire John gets an easy ride. Amazing.

Keep the diary entries coming, very interesting.