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TOPIC: Cycling banned - in UK
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Barney

Cycling banned - in UK 5 Years, 4 Months ago  
This is the latest coronavirus related dictate, announced this morning by the government.

All cycling - on tandems, bicycles and unicycles - is immediately made illegal, due to new findings.

Seemingly - those infected with the virus - can easily spread it, when cycling within 275 feet of others.


No exceptions are permitted - and there are suggestions that the ban may be extended to motorcycles soon.
 
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JK2006
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Re:Cycling banned - in UK 5 Years, 4 Months ago  
What's the date Barney?
 
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Honey

Re:Cycling banned - in UK 5 Years, 4 Months ago  
JK2006 wrote:
What's the date Barney?

My birthday. I'm sixty. Who would have thought I would be spending it under house arrest?

The cycling joke is very very nearly believable. It is only a little less far fetched than those Morons putting black dye in the pool.
A month ago we would have thought the whole thing was an April fool.
 
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