I'm amazed that so many TV viewers still haven't twigged that the row between judges, the sacking of Louis Walsh, the various rumours about his replacement, and his eventual return to the fold is one drawn out publicity stunt.

Give Simon Callow credit for knowing how to promote, manage and maintain interest. His manipulation of the media is first class. I caught a clip of Britain's Got Talent and noticed that each judge has a large X in front of them.

I wonder how long he can make it last?

I think they have twigged it on the whole Cat, they have just decided to "untwigg" it.

Oh... X Factor "stunts"

Sorry, I misheard