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TOPIC: Boris the Baldy
#205769
Boris the Baldy 3 Years, 2 Months ago  
Few seem to have noticed but the only thing interesting about the stupid press conferences and stupid PM's Questions about Stupid Covid has been Boris' hair falling out. Who knew one of the long tail consequences was losing thatch? His haystack has turned into a wispy small bare tumbleweed, exposing horrid pink scalp at every hiss of breeze.
 
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#205798
Green Man

Re:Boris the Baldy 3 Years, 2 Months ago  
It's a pattern of all PM's; they all look in good health at the start then look worn and haggard after a couple of years. Mrs May looked very ill and thin several months before the election.

Blair looks even more mad demonic these days - I wonder if he is a member of Bohemian Grove ?
 
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#206802
MCR

Re:Boris the Baldy 3 Years, 1 Month ago  
 
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#206805
Honey

Re:Boris the Baldy 3 Years, 1 Month ago  
Good grief MCR, I was expecting a cheery little ditty, something like...

Tra la la
Oh Boris Oh Boris your hair is a sight,
hold still while I brush it and make it all nice.
And now that its styled in a big poufy quiff
We'll shove your old barber right over the cliff!
Tra la la.
 
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#206808
Margrave

Re:Boris the Baldy 3 Years, 1 Month ago  
Well done! A delightful song, that has a big internet future.


Please ensure that a top artist is engaged, to do it justice.
 
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#206811
Green Man

Re:Boris the Baldy 3 Years, 1 Month ago  
Picking on his mum is not cool and never has been.

All Prime Ministers are the same not just Boris.
 
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#206847
Honey

Re:Boris the Baldy 3 Years, 1 Month ago  
Margrave wrote:
Well done! A delightful song, that has a big internet future.


Please ensure that a top artist is engaged, to do it justice.


Thank you Barney. I bet Katherine Jenkins is chomping at the bit.
 
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#206849
Margrave

Re:Boris the Baldy 3 Years, 1 Month ago  
Your welcome Barney


 
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#206861
Titanicboy

Re:Boris the Baldy 3 Years, 1 Month ago  
Very well known Long Covid symptom
 
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