Of course an app is quicker but there may be ways of manipulating an app.

I say there should be 1000s of Sex JPs available (probably most late at night after the pubs shut) who should be on call to sign and witness a paper record formally, that congress will shortly take place.

You can take your chances but I would advise it: he (or she) should hang around for the next 10 minutes or even up to an hour to acknowledge certain actions during congress be mutually agreed..
ie the couple may decide to try something new, say toe-sucking (as popularized by Sarah, Duchess of York).

Cost? maybe on the ailing NHS (there may be delays so couple (or group) may have to wait a few days) with an option for private JP. May even be Sex JPs who will do it for free ?

Top cop's bizarre push for a 'consent app' - forcing lovers to fill out a form on their phone every time they want to get intimate

NSW Police commissioner has proposed the introduction of a sex consent app

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9371829...-app-introduced.html

Do we live in the Twilight Zone ?

If my partners wants to get intimate with she pulls out the handcuffs and whip.

Does the app screen for Covid 19 prior to the sanction of congress Hedda and ensure vaccination status (Oxford included in UK but not in EU countries...)? If not I regret I will find little practical use for it myself...

GM is the typo additional 's' on partners or wants? I have troubling images of multiple individuals approaching you with handcuffs and unholy intentions?

Wyot wrote:
Does the app screen for Covid 19 prior to the sanction of congress Hedda and ensure vaccination status (Oxford included in UK but not in EU countries...)? If not I regret I will find little practical use for it myself...

GM is the typo additional 's' on partners or wants? I have troubling images of multiple individuals approaching you with handcuffs and unholy intentions?

I let your warped little mind work overtime on that one.

A gentleman never tells!